Manchester United yesterday announced they have agreed a deal for 2 month old Indian football starlet.
Chairman David Fishbodypart said about the boy “He is a very interesting talent. We have been tracking him for some time. He has shown immense potential from a very young age. He has a good background in sports. He was born on a table tennis table and started kicking around just minutes after his birth. His Grandfather Mr. Viru Sahsrabudhe noted this and wanted to make him a footballer. “
Sir Alex Fergusson added about the player “I am very excited about this lad. He has a good head on his shoulders and also has many special skills, like being able to kick hard when you say the words ‘All his well’. We will train him well and like every other Manchester united youngster he will have loan spells in Royal Screwup and the stupid Championship club which my son is managing at that time. The owners were also very supportive of the move. They had no problems in giving me the 100 rupees which was required for the transfer of this player.”
Manchester United owner Malcolm Debter said “I still don’t understand this game very much. Still don’t know why only one player touches the ball with hand. But everyone is telling me he the new boy is a very good talent. Maybe he will grow up to be really good and we can sell to that club nearby who keeps buying everything or that real mad peoples club for some 200mil. That will reduce my debts a little.”
This hitherto unknown player was recommended to Manu by their scout in India, Kishore A. Manu had to beat strong competition from big teams like Mohan bagan, East Bengal and viva Kerala to sign this players.
Kishore told about the player “I discovered the player while I was touring Himalayas alone. When I reached Ladakh I met Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu, who was the person who delivered this boy. He told me about the special skills this boy possessed and I wasted no time in recommending him. I am very excited about this boy, Please check out some of his videos at foss_mandanmarude_site.com .”
When Manchester City heard that Manu is bidding for a player, they also approached the player’s grandfather with a bid of 100 million. But the grandfather Mr. Viru Sahsrabudhe rejected the saying this “You did not each first. Only if you reach first will you be able to able to get things. Since you came second you get nothing”.
COMMENTS
Nipun_hilter_fan said
He is not a very good player. They should have signed Ballack’s daughter instead.
Jman Manallu vikkal Said
Alla, ariyan vayanjitu chodikuva, evan aara?
Pulimon and Manjeri Said
Berabtov is a good footballer. He can teach this boy. Both of us love berbatov very much and both of us would like to marry him.
