Homosexuality Observed In Amphibians

Tuesday, 27th October, NIT Calicut:
Homosexuality in amphibians was confirmed in the early hours of today by a scientist Dr Potatomacius Brickster, known in social circles affectionately as Potato Brick.

The confirmation was reached on a special species of frog scientific name Rana thallukolina. Dr. Brick said that the confirmation is based on conclusive evidence.

Dr Brick in the press conference described the event like this.

“I have been observing this species of frog for some time now. I was observing if the frog would be any help in my research for eradicating baldness in males. The frog usually is active for only about 3 days in a month and that too at dusk only. But during the past one week the frog seemed very excited and there was a notable increase in activity levels of the animal. Monday night was a pretty busy one for me. I was experimenting with version 4.1 of my equipment and also later talked to my doctor for about an hour. I was in deep sleep when my touch operated PDA reported some activity with the frog. It seems that the frog was sending out special signals, 3 in a row. “

It was later confirmed that these signals are the signals that the princess originally transmitted so that the frog got transformed into a prince.

Dr. Brick also added that this was a very curious observation. When asked if he would apply for a Nobel prize for his findings the doctor replied “OH, vayya” and went back to sleep.

The Tale of an Apology

This is the true story of an apology made by a boy to his heartthrob. For convenience let us call the boy Mr. K and the girl Ms. D or Ms. P (yeah, P would be better).The story goes on like this…

Mr. K’s side of the story

On a lazy Friday night our hero Mr. K and his friend ‘The Ball’ were sitting in their room. As usual
Mr. K was talking about the greenery in his life,
Mr. K : Eda, avale venamengil njan propose cheyyam, pakshe line adichu nadakkan onnum enne kitilla.

The Ball: Oh, sari.

A change in the scene. The very next day. Mr. K and Ms. P have a special class even though it is Saturday. (Btw, Mr. K and Ms. P study in the same class)

The cunning Mr.Ball doesn’t have a class. So he takes Mr. K mobile and sends an SMS to Ms. P. He sends the very same dialogue from the last night “thanne venamengil njan propose cheyyam, pakshe line adichu nadakkan onnum enne kitilla.” Ms. P receives the SMS and replies, “You are so mean, I hate you.”

Mr. K was very sad. He looked on the verge of tears. The roommates run around hiding sharp things like blades and Penknives and removed all bits of rope from that place. He goes to class with a heavy heart with his friend Mr. Shradha.

In the class Mr. Shradha tells Mr. K that he should go and apologize to Ms. P and tell her that he didn’t sent the message. Mongan irruna nayayude thalayil thenga veenu ennu paranja polle keta pathi kelkatha pathi Mr. K Ms. P ude aduthu poyi paranju….Little did he realise he was digging his own grave.

Mr. K to Ms. P: Innoru message ayachille athu njan ayirunilla, I am very sorry.
Ms. P looks very surprised and says : Sari.
Mr. K : Oru message thirichu ayachille athu arannu ayachathu?
Ms. P : Njan thane ayirunu ayachathu.
Mr. K condition becomes more horrible. He thinks of leaping from the second floor of the building were his class is. Suddenly he sees Mr. Shradha laughing his *** off.

Poor Mr. K, who had always been skeptical of the ability of the brains in the Ball to pull off a coup was done in by his own complacency.

The Ball’s side of the story

This begins about an hour before Mr. K says his (to be) historic dialogue of “avale vennamengil njan propose cheyyam, pakshe line adichu nadakkan onnum enne kitilla.”

Mr. K and the Ball were having a fight about who the lady representative of their year was. The ball was saying that is was Ms. MR but Mr. K who supposedly knows everything happening in the Ladies Hostel didn’t agree with the Ball. So they decided to ask Ms. P. The Ball took Mr. K’s phone and messaged Ms. P to ask who the lady rep was. The reply took a long time to come.(It wasn’t a surprise considering that it was 2.30 in the night) She replied in the morning that it was indeed Ms. MR. So it was proven that Mr. K doesn’t know about everything in the LH.

After this came the statement which became history.

Now let us fast forward a little. The next day. Mr. K is getting ready to go to his class. The Ball takes Mr. K’s phone and edits his own number to the name Ms. P and sends the message and replies from his phone. He also asks Mr. Shradha to urge Mr. K to apologize to Ms. P. The Ball thus set the ball rolling for Mr. K’s fall from cloud nine to ground zero.

Mr. K, unaware of all these, went to Ms.P and popped the question in part 1. Ms. P, in all innocence, replied that she herself had made the reply.(NB….Ms P thinks this is the one with the lady rep…Mr K thinks this is the one with the “hate you.”)

Epilogue

Mr K did not commit suicide. His Mr. Shradha pulled him back just in time and said, “Thou shalt not kill thyself”.

Ms P is unaware of the scenes behind the scene, until she reads this :P, which the writer is sure she will, (or the writer will make sure she will!)

Once More!!!!!

I have yet again decided to start blogging. Hope i sustain it for a decent period this time. I am posting the only two things i completed writing in the last two years. And I have also decided to change the tittle of the blog. But I got no good tittles. So tell me if you have any good tittles.